A downloadable game

You are the World's best football player, and you just won the world cup. Congrats to you, it was a tough effort, but, that isn't the end of your challenges today.

Your fans are particularly happy about seeing you win, they demand you give them shirts, so that they can honour their favourite player. However, you can't give them out one by one, you'd be stuck here for hours, besides, they don't have hours of their life to give up for something like this.

So, your coach had the brilliant idea, that has worked before, he handed you the shirt cannon after your match. "I'm sure this will make your fans real happy." He spoke with an excited tone. And with that, you left and started your journey on getting back home. Will you make your fans proud of get back home or will their patience run out and you'll get a trip to the hospital?